Ordering Coffee by Mistake

A junior in office dialled his boss's extension by mistake and said: "Hey, send a coffee to my cabin in 2 mins"

Boss: Do you know who you are talking to?

Junior: No!

Boss: I'm the Boss

Junior (in same tone): Do you know who you are talking to?

Boss: No!

Junior: THANK GOD (and disconnected)

Spouse Control

In Heaven God told all husbands and wives to gather for a meeting!

He told the men to stand in two queues: those who are controlled by their wives and those who control their wives.

Only one man stood in the second queue.

God asked "So you control your wife?"

Man: "No sir, my wife told me to stand here."

Love Philosophy

When you are in love, wonders happen.
But once you get married,  you wonder: what happened?

At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD. But somehow the letters will get reversed later.

Secret formula for married couples: "Love One Another". If it doesn't work, switch the last two words of the formula.

Fun Economics

Wife to her Accountant husband: what is inflation?
Husband: Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are  48-40-48. Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.

Wife: What is recession?
Husband: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife"