Vladimir Putin's Thanksgiving Turkey

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Two men of Indian descent get onto a bus in New York. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma cums first.

Den I cum.

Den two asses cum together.

I cum once-a-more!

Two asses, they cum together again.

I cum again and pee twice.

Then I cum one last time."

The lady couldn't take it any more and shouts, "You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed men, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives however extraordinary they are!"

"Hey, cool down lady," said the man. "Who talking about sex?  I'm just telling my friend how to spell Mississippi."