Man: Ah... At last. I can Hardly wait!
Woman: Do you want me to leave?
Man: No! Don't even think about it.
Woman: Do you love me?
Man: Of course! Always have and always will.
Woman: Have you ever cheated on me?
Man: No, why are you asking?
Woman: Will you kiss me?
Man: Every chance I get.
Woman: Will you hit me?
Man: No, are you crazy?
Woman: Can I trust you?