Money and Life Philosophies

When without money, keep pigs;
When have money, keep dogs.

When without money, eat wild vegetables at home;
When have money, eat same wild vegetables in a fine restaurant.

When without money, ride bicycle;
When have money, ride exercise machine.
 

When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When have money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.

Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.

Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;
Says heaven is good but refused to go.