Questions that Haunt!

Can you cry under water?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have? 

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? 

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? 

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway... 

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? 

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? 

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? 

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? 

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? 

Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? 

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? 

Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? 

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? 

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? 

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? 

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? 

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

North Korea Generals

Is this for real? It looks suspiciously Photo-shopped.

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