1) A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning.
2) A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.
3) A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said,"Sir, you are my witness. You know I never wear panties."