A cannibal was walking through the jungle And came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal: Cannibal Restaurant
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Politician: Baked Labor or Grilled Green: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."