Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle And came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal: Cannibal Restaurant

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15.00

+Politician: Baked Labor or Grilled Green: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

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