Gotta Luv Older People!

An elderly man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting  sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, sniggering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an  eyebrow and replied, "If you were better looking it would lift itself."

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