What Does 'Big' Means?

The giant grasshoppers look a bit fake....anyway, draw your own conclusions

Retiring with Diginity

It may happen to any one of us sometime, someday.

Gotta Luv Older People!

An elderly man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting  sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, sniggering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an  eyebrow and replied, "If you were better looking it would lift itself."