See What Computers Have Done to Us

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How to Overcome Depression (Not Funny)

This is not a funny joke but a true tactic used by Dale Carnegie to overcome depression. Read on to find out more.

Carnegie is a highly organized but sensitive person, and suffered moments of deep discouragement and depression. 

"But," he said brightly, "I figured out a mental trick for reinstating my usual enthusiasm for life and the job. I would deliberately imagine that I had LOST everything: job, property, reputation, family, everything I valued. I would sit in the deepest possible gloom. Then I would start adding up what I had not lost, which included that entire list in reverse; and presto the old  enthusiasm for the job was back and at a new high. Try that sometime. It really works," he said. 

Try it. It does work. No more depression, for you and me!

Solutions to Everyday Problems

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No Spoon? No Problem!!

2no_seatbelt
No Seat belt? No Problem!!

3no_cabinet_space
No Cabinet Space? No Problem!!

4no_bottle_opener
No Bottle Opener? No Problem!!

5no_fuse
No Fuse? No Problem!!

6no_car_stereo
No Car Stereo? No Problem!!

7no_bookshelf
No Bookshelf Support? No Problem!!

8no_gps
No GPS System? No Problem!!

9no_ice_chest
No Ice Chest? No Problem!!

10no_electric_stove
No Electric Stove? No Problem!!

11no_car_wiper
Non-working Screen Wiper? No Problem!!

12no_car_exhaust_pipe
Dragging Exhaust Pipe? No Problem!!

13no_time_for_baby
No Time to Feed your Kid?? No Problem!!

14no_skate_park
No Skate Park? No Problem!!

15no_diapers
No Diapers? No Problem!!

Bill Gates Poem

(Is this Really written by THE Bill Gates??)

The Moment you are in Tension
You will lose your Attention
Then you are in total Confusion
And you will feel Irritation
Then you will spoil personal Relation
Ultimately, you won't get Co - Operation
Then you will turn things into Complication
Then your blood pressure may raise Caution
And you may have to take Medication

Instead, understand the Situation
And try to think about the Solution
Many problems will be solved by Discussion
This will work out better in your Profession
Don't think it's my free Suggestion
It's only for your Prevention
If you understand my Intention
You will never come again to Tension

(Bill Gates)

Why Women Cannot Be Pleased

This is wifey. She keeps nagging at me to fix things in the house, which I did...and yet she still nags.

 I replaced the broken car door latch.

 I installed new faucets in the kitchen.

I fixed the sagging kitchen cabinets.

I replaced the rotting door steps.

I got her a portable potty for our camping trips.

She said more bathroom privacy is needed.

And yet she is still unhappy. Just how hard is it to please a woman?

For Those Who Take Longer on the John

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