What's in a Name?

What's in a Name?

Stop Lying to Me

stop lying

Sagging Breasts

Sagging Breasts

Family Time

Family Time

Fast-Thinking Old Man


An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. 


He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach  trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket  to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.  

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. 

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' 

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
 

Some old men can still think fast!

What's so Special about August 2010?

An interesting fact about August 2010 before the month ends!

This August has 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays, and 5 Tuesdays. All in one month!

It happens once only in 823 years. So be Thankful that you get to witness it!