20 Lessons in Logic

Lesson 1:
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

Lesson 2:
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

Lesson 3:
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect..... So why practice?

Lesson 4:
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Lesson 5:
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Lesson 6:
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Lesson 7:
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

Lesson 8:
One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Lesson 9:
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Lesson 10:
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Lesson 11:
The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.

Lesson 12:
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Lesson 13:
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Lesson 14:
'Your future depends on your dreams' So go to sleep.

Lesson 15:
There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning.

Lesson 16:
'Hard work never killed anybody' But why take the risk?

Lesson 17:
'Work fascinates me' I can look at it for hours.

Lesson 18:
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

Lesson 19:
The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So.. why learn?

Lesson 20:
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say?

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